Valentine’s Sugar Cookies – Rated G, PG, & PG-13
January 21, 2012 by Shelley
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We are excited to re-share one of our MOST POPULAR posts EVAH! *Warning! If you are easily offended, please do not read too far down in this post. {No, there isn’t any crazy inappropriate stuff here! We are talking about sugar cookies. 
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Do you remember the gorgeous sugar cookies at my Twins’ First Sweet Shoppe Birthday Party? Well,…I didn’t make them. My incredibly talented friend, Marianne of Sweetopia, created them. Since then, I have attempted royal icing sugar cookies several times. While I am a long shot from becoming my idol Sweetopia, I’m having fun trying.
Are you in need of Valentine Treat Ideas? I’ve got three in one!
First up. My sweet ‘Rated G’ marbled Valentine Sugar Cookies. These are definitely the ones you want to take to the kids’ Valentine’s Day parties.
Aren’t they fun? This sweet little heart border is surprisingly easy to create!
Using royal icing, simply outline and fill your heart with a base color. Then add dots of a contrasting color around the edges. Simply drag the toothpick through the dots around the edges.
{You can find a more detailed explanation about marbling here and a video here}
Awww. I love his little chubby hand.
Look at these sweet innocent little sprinkles. They are about to SPICE things up around here!
Lingerie Cookies
‘Rated PG’ – Lingerie Bra Heart Shaped Cookies.
Find some heart sprinkles to imitate a lacy bra….
Outline with royal icing…
Fill in…
Smooth out icing with toothpick. Shake to settle.
Aren’t these sexy!? Add a little edible glitter and you’ve got one sassy cookie!
I love the pearl necklace on this one!
Before this post goes any further, I MUST give a warning. If you are easily offended, now is the time to CLOSE this window.
You need some undies to match that sassy bra top! These lingerie heart-shaped cookies wouldn’t be a complete set without the lingerie bottoms!
‘Rated PG-13′ thong heart-shaped cookies.
BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!
Add a few white sugar pearls to enhance,…uh,…the ‘rear’.
I used an open heart sprinkle to create some lacy undies.
Now wouldn’t these be fun to give your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?! Maybe with a suggestive little love note?
{These could be fun at a lingerie bridal shower too? Or even a bachelor’s party?}
Sheesh, I hope I didn’t offend anyone! I ALMOST didn’t post these, but I thought they were just way too fun not to share. I was inspired by this adorable Valentine’s Day card Missy spotted last year.
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I know there will be many questions about how to decorate sugar cookies with royal icing. I am NOT the one to tell you. Every last ounce I have learned, I have learned from Sweetopia‘s fabulous tutorials. A few good places to start:
You’ll need a fabulous Sugar Cookie Recipe. Next you’ll need a Royal Icing Recipe. Before you dive in, make sure to read over Sweetopia’s Top 10 Royal Icing decorating Tips and 10 Royal Icing Mistakes to Avoid. Whew! You’ll be a pro in no time. Don’t hesitant to ask Marianne if you have questions. She is fabulous!
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So which version did you like best? Rated G, PG, or PG-13?
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What are you doing for your significant other on Valentine’s Day?
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I love it! Such a good idea. Let’s just hope that I get to do something like this year instead of a last minute scramble to find something for BH. Oh, and anyone offended by this needs a sense-of-humour transplant!
Very cute!
What a cute idea..
WOW I am so excited to bake the PG-13 or maybe even some R rated cookies for V-Day this year.
Those are all AWESOME! Can’t wait to try to make some for my hubby! Thank you for posting them!
LOL the x rated ones made me giggle!
I love, love, love the lingerie cookies. I’m thinking of making some. I work at the lingerie department at Dillard’s and my co-workers would get a kick out of these. So, so cute!
Thank you!
I love love LOVE the pg & pg-13′s! So dang funny! I would love to try these this year! and the g’s are cute too for the kids
Love these ideas. I tried to order something like this a few years ago and was turned down by three bakeries. I didn’t think it was that scandalous, especially for a personal shower. Oh well, next time I can make my own.
Haha, love them!!
So adorable! I am mighty glad you decided to post this idea, it is great!
OMG!!! Love these! My husband will get a kick out of them too
So cheeky! Thanks for sharing!
Love the PG 13 cookies…but I guess I better make the G rated ones for my daughter’s class
She can even help me decorate them. I just bought cello bags with hearts on them from Box and Wrap online. We’re going to put the cookies in them and tie with a pretty bow. Perfect! Thanks for sharing your designs!
These are great!!!! I love them all – the PG-13 – bra & matching panties is really cute & I am sure any man would love to get these with a suggestive note – glad you posted them!
Love it! I made the lingerie cookies to take to the superbowl party we went to. They were a hit!
I’m featuring your lingerie cookies on my blog post today.
LOVE IT! So glad you posted! I can’t imagine even an old school marm taking offense to these- they’re just so darn clever!
Ok so I know this is an old post but I just had to include it on my Show Off Saturday. I just love these cookies! I made a very poor imitation last Valentines. Maybe I’ll attempt it this year
http://www.mydecoupagedlife.com/2012/02/show-off-saturday-cookies.html
These are so adorable & super creative I love them! My husband will get a kick out of these for sure
thanks ladies!
I love it! I’m going to have to try making some PG-13′s. Pretty sure hubby will appreciate the efforts.
These are awesome!!! My husband would LOVE these!! I will never look at a heart cookie the same for sure….what creativity!!! TFS
Hugs,
Michelle
Shelley,
I love these cookies! I appreciate the tutorial too! I am making these for my best friends lingerie shower. It is sure to be tons of fun! -Kim
These are so cute!!! I like them all but I love the PG-13 ones for mu hubby. Cute idea that doesn’t cost a lot but you can still say you spent time making. Maybe you can eat them together later valentine’s night…
Maybe I’ll make some for my anniversary!
ABSOLUTELY LOVE, LUV, LUV, THE POST!!!!!! You are so creative and I want to thank you for all the ideas because they make me look creative too! Luv ya!
What a fabulous idea! And you took away the fear of decorating cookies, I will try these at home tonight. I’m sharing on my blog